Play Ball!

Play Ball!

But I'm only here

for the chips and dip

or maybe those little

cocktail weenies

in BBQ sauce.

I'll pass on the beer.

Instead, a wine spritzer

which is a fancy way

of saying wine and something

else, like juice or 7-Up.

I'm not fancy.

Usually in the gourmet food aisle

eyeing the Walla Walla Sweet

mustard with suspicion.

No, I'll just sit here

and ignore the game.

Maybe talk a little.

A distraction, I know.

Football is not my scene.

Sports, I've no time for.

No rooting interest.

I don't even have a blue

and green Seahawks shirt.

I'm not chromosomally wired

for this.

Day 16:  "play___"

December 12, 2016